The Gay Guy
So I finally got a job. Getting my resume was a good, positive step towards this end. Its a job at the exact place I wanted to work, getting paid what I asked for, so I'm happy. And since I'm happy, I can blog again. So... this guy at my job is gay. Now we're not talking gay as in, "Oh I like like the dick in both oral and anal ways." No, we're talking about a guy that's like, "I like pussy. I like pussy so much I wish I had a pussy. I wish I was a pussy I like pussy so much....blah blah...." and thus he ends up being pussy and not liking pussy. So it is that my co-worker was created - much, much, much more woman than man. Now here's where the disturbing part comes from. Because he acts so much like a woman, my apparently straight co-workers flirt with him as if he were a woman. Not only that, but because I start thinking of him in a feminine way when he talks to me, when he turns around, some part of my brain actually expects to see the shapely back portions of a female - mainly the ass. But no........ no, no, no, no!!! There is no such pleasant thing because he's a fucking guy!!!! And so he has no ass! It was the most startling thing when I first saw it. I was like - "Whoah!!! Holy fucking shit!!!! He really is a guy!!! Oh, my sweet Lord look at the absence of any sort of ass on that woman - man!!!" Of course, all this took place in the wild crazy jungle that is my mind, so no one around me was the wiser. And I didn't get fired, so that's all right. But note to all guys: Do not expect shapely asses on your male co-workers - unless of course, that shape of ass is what your looking for. Then it's all right..... I guess....
posted by MattyP @ 1:09 AM
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