Fucking Right Doggie

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there were four friends: two guys and two girls. These friends were the closest group of people you'd ever see - they hung out all the time, did everything together. The problem was that they were, as I said before, two guys and two girls. As almost always happens, they started to fall for each other - one of the guys fell in love with one of the girls and the other guy fell in love with the other girl. Then one of the guys realized that he was in love and he was really fucked if his best friend didn't love him back. Then he found out that he was moving away and never going to see much of her again, so he went out on a limb and told her how he felt. She turned him down - not only that, but she decided he wasn't worth talking to anymore and so she cut him out of her life. This crushed the one friend because not only did he lose every chance of being with the girl he had fallen madly in love with, but he lost his best friend. And it hurt. As for the other friend, he decided to ignore the warning signs the first friend put up when he got his heart broken and he told the fourth friend, how HE felt. Strangely enough, SHE felt the same way and they went on to have a wonderful life together. Two best friends madly in love with each other....... How much better could it get? It cant. Pretty fucking hilarious, I think