Response to the Reasons

So my bro posted these reasons why it is better to be a girl than a guy because he is a fudge-packing sissy. No actually, he just wanted to be fair because he psoted the same type of list for guys. He said he didn't agree with all of them. I didn't agree with any. Here's why:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
Stupid bitch! You let the poor kid draw you naked and you even fucked him in the back seat of a damn car! Don't you think he could have at least shared your raft with you!!!
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Actually the thought of some guy fiddling around in your pussy gives male bosses an immediate hard-on and they jack-off on the phone while listening to the rest of your lame ass excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
Only if its late enough and there are no cops around.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Fortunately nobody watches you when you dance. They watch your ass.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
Except the tampon strings hanging out the bikini bottoms.... those are not so hot.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
No, give you a quarter or some other shiny object and your good for hours.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
No, no one has to, but they will... yes, they will.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
Yea, but it's so much easier then shrieking, jumping up and down, and then hugging him.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still.
Yours aren't hanging four inches away from the rest of your body though, are they?
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves...
.....sooner or later....
11. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
You might. I will look like a stud.
12. We will never regret piercing our ears.
I didn't get this one.
13. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
Tell that to the guy turning off your electricity while your fat ass sits on the couch munching in the dark.
14. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Its called multi-tasking: looking at you, thinking about your sister.

I really do love women. I just hate the one that wrote these lame things.